Something Illegal...

Well today was eventful...it started out normal. I woke up, went to a few stores to buy some things for the studio, and once I arrived I got to work. I put the glass top on the reception desk, I put together a chair and I tried to organize a few things. Its definitely coming along. Ill put up some pictures later on....Now moving on...around 615 I turned into sneak mode. Our Holyland Show has been selling out the past 2 months and since they turned away 700 ppl last night I told my girl she needed ot get there early. Black ppl early is 15 minutes....that doesnt work. The show starts at 715 and at 630 they were turning all the cars coming into the park away. Our call time was 615 so by the time I realized she wasnt there Id already pulled in. Sooooo I had to come up with an excuse to leave the park and come back. I said I forgot my costume next door...lolol yea...anyways, I told her to pull around back and jump in my trunk. She thought I was kidding till she saw I wasnt laughing. So she jumped in, I told her to put a blanket over herself and act normal but dont move<---kind of an oxymoron I know. Well to make a long story short she got in the show thru the side door we dancers come in and all was well. Afterwards we decided we wanted some Blue Crabs and went to The Crab Stop. Theyre pretty good just really small. After a few hours in the Studio and Braylon coming home, we finally got back to my place to chow down. She wanted Garlic Crabs but I got Old Bay since I have to talk to people tomorrow. hahaha. Well, thats all for tonight. Im soooo sleepy my eye is twitching so "Ill Holla!".

OK SERIOUSLY!

Its 335AM...I just got a phone call from one of my girlfriends...convo went like this:
Friend: Hey girl, what you doin?
Me: Ummm I was sleep!
Friend: Oh, so what you doin up now?
Me: Seriously?
Friend: Huh?
Me: Are you drunk?
Friend: Nah, Im just tipsy...errrbody in the club gettin tipsy
(yes, she actually started singing the song)
Me: Woooow! Ummm sooo Im gonna go now.
Friend: Did you go out tonight?
Me: No, I had a long day...
Friend: Oh I had Sonic Burger
(I was thinking WTF)
Me: oookaaaay....ummm are you home sweetheart?
Friend: Im sittin on the curb watching the stars fly by.
(I couldnt help it I started laughing)
Me: Who are you with and why are you on the curb.
Friend: I was driving and you called me.
Me: I didnt call u.
Friend: The time to go upstairs is now!
Me: Huh?
Friend: My clothes went swimming.
(I didnt say anything for a few seconds while I got my thoughts together since I was still half sleep)
Me: What do you mean your clothes went swimming?
Friend: Im naked cuz my clothes hurt.
Me: Where are you?
Friend: Goodnite to you too...

Now I attempted to call her back about 3 times then I ended up calling 3 more ppl to see if they went out with her. Apparently she jumped out the car at a red light and started running. She proceeded to take her clothes off screaming "Ure horrible"<---dont ask, and then sat down on the curb hugging a lightpost.

Moral of the story is...
If youre gonna get drunk, stay at home and do it. Dont get drunk at a club and look all crazy and unattractive nor should you put your friends in a position to where they have to chase ur naked butt down the street and attempt to force you off a lightpost.

Not one of my best funny stories but this one gets a 6 out of 10.

P.S.
What did 1 deaf/blind person say to the other deaf/blind person???
They dont know either!<--- I made that up...dont hate! lol

As the World Turns.....

Well, its 124AM and I JUST finished my day! I edited my last post because I realized it was maybe a bit of TMI if you know what I mean. I enjoy blogging and writing but I have to learn how to just let things go that I can not change. The past two days have been really hectic. Ive had soooo much to do in so little time. On a good note the Studio is 90% painted and the graffiti artist comes in Sunday night to start on the black wall. Its gonna look sooooo good! Off to random land...is it bad to eat a pickled hot sausage, cheetos puff, some grapes and cherries, with a Fanta Strawberry Soda right now??? Im gonna let some loose tonight...hopefully they wont be too bad to where they wake me out of my sleep lolol. Okay im back..... I got a lot of stuff done the past 2 days... I put a reception desk together all by myself from scratch (i look cute with my toolbelt on and my hair in a ponytail with sweats on), I purchased all the business supplies from Office Depot, took my girl out to lunch for her birthday and I did my show at Holyland. Loooong day but I got through ok. Can u believe they turned over 700 people away from our show tonight??? CRAZY! On a good note, since the last post (before I edited it) was a little ventful, Now on a political note...DID YOU SEE BARACK OBAMA LAST NIGHT! OMG IM SO CRUNK! He Sooooo needs to win! BUT THEN DID YOU SEE THAT MCCAIN DUDE? Hes dumb, Im sorry. How obvious could he be! We allllll knew he was gonna do that! If Barack had chosen Hillary he wouldve chosen a black man! Duuuuh! But like my good friend said "You cant put another woman in Hillary's pantsuit and expect to get those votes!". We ALLLLL need to be registered and we ALL need to actually take the time out to go to the polls and VOTE! Dont just register so you get a free keychain or a ticket to a concert by P. Diddy (even tho that sounds cool) lolol. Just DO IT! We need a change! Our America is in a recession and its just gonna get worse! Much worse! I cant stand to see so much poverty among us due to job loss and the "Rich People" not caring. Yes, its no secret I have a lil change but thats not the point! Look at what im doing! Im giving back! We all need to do that by changing the face of the White House. With that Im OUTTIE! Hollerrrrr! Shout out to T.G. I know youre stalking me lolol just kidding! BUt I know youre reading! Peeeeaaaccceeee!

Oh Sweet Day

Ths is my 1st blog on here but Im gonna just dive on in......lets see...hmmm...okay....Well, its 3:55AM and for some reason Im still wide awake. I think my body clock is off. Ive been up since 10AM working on all this studio stuff. Whenever someone tells you to start your own company "its easy"...slap them! I have never been so knee deep in paperwork, marketing, and purchases in my life. But I know in the end everything will have been worth it. Braylon (my little boy) is a riot! Hes figured out that he can shake his head so hes been doing this Stevie Wonder thing thats really funny. He also thinks its fun to now spit on me while im sleeping. Dont laugh...its not funny. Imagine dreaming during your afternoon nap with your little angel laying on top of you...its quiet and youre just in total lala land then BAM! A bucket of water comes flowing over you like a waterfall....okay its not that serious but thats what it feels like when it wakes you up from a really good nap. Actually its kinda like when someone comes and wakes you up in the morning and you SWEAR theyre yelling when theyre really not...but it still makes you wanna curse. Yea, its like that....anyways...moving on. I have a loooooong day tomorrow. I have to put the final payment in for the dance floor, confirm delivery of a reception desk and chairs, buy a stereo system for the studio, buy ipods for the teachers (they better love me), get my hair done, fax some measurements sheets, go to rehearsal for Holyland (yes, I dance at Holyland and I love it! Im a Christian girl), answer the company phone as well as my personal phone...all while taking care of a 9 month old. Its really not fun being single but Im not going to rush into something thats not real or that I dont trust...that was random I know. Anyways, Continuing.....Im supposed to entertain 2 of my girlfriends who are in town this weekend starting tomorrow and I really dont know where that fits in...Ill be sure to let you know how that goes. Well this blog thing is actually a purge. I think Ill continue. Ill write more tomorrow. Itll probably be about my head spinning around like the Exorcist because Im so swamped or maybe itll be the day Braylon gets a visit. Holler!